Do not adjust your set.
The sounds you hear are real.
Do not believe anything.
We are the voice of reason in troubled times, the hand of kindness in a cruel world, and the cry of the wolf in a desperate and barren land.
Oh, who are we kidding? We're just three guys broadcasting a semi-funny, semi-serious, semi-stupid podcast from a basement somewhere in Nova Scotia, on Canada's Atlantic shore.
We are Radio Free Liverpool.